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Pulled From The Old Site

by Mike

about everything there was on the old site minus the viagra spammy crap

the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain

it actually falls near the mountains

and lo and there was a great gonad in the sky above cleaverville.

I once had a frog named fred I left him on the stove one day and now he's dead

And in the 5th day there was Mike, and it was good.

uhh... hello?

blah blah blargh foo, blah blah et. al.

Jesus better not show on my tortilla.

Verily I say; pineapple is good.

I want to see what's already submitted. How?

ey yo ey yo check it

God can change the size of his dick and make it big enough to pleasure a 700ft tall woman. he is fuckin insane, holmes.

dividianz, verse 1, act 3, parable 5-8: And so it was common in Jasok's time, and still should be common today, that if thyne herefound a new vasqesseli thy shalt report it to the administation. You must pay 37.5 silver sheckels immediatly.

Where will Jesus show up next?

It was a bright and fine summer day, when Jesus showed up in Berkeley. "How's it going, people?" He said. "Do you want to smoke a joint?" "Sure, Jesus!" said everybody. "We love you!" THE END

a reading from the epistle of Stephen of Jerusalem: "and the pilgrims cried, 'yea, it is a barlucci!' and there was much rejoicing. they journeyed onward in the power of the spirit, eating figs, and drinking cappuccino."

functional?

Behold I say unto you the righteous shall be governing the earth, subduing nations, ruling kingdoms, and the end of the earth, there shall be non, because the righteous inhabit it. BOOK OF NATHAN CHAPTER 1:1-2

On the eighth day God created video games. No one has heard from him since.

God says don't do it... DON"T!!!

Fear not: if thou keepest silent, and stareth into space, it will soon end.

God says do it. DO IT!

Waddle-too.

Bitches be Crazy

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